"Some nasty foot loving pervert requested this shaving cream pie custom"
This was a custom request I got from some weirdo pervert who wanted me to pie myself in the face with a shaving cream pie in order to get him to smell my nasty, dirty, sweaty, smelly, infected feet. He even wanted to smell my toe jam. Gross! It's been over a year and he keeps asking me if my feet really stink. I'm not even kidding. But I did hold up my end of the deal and pied myself in the face. It got all in my beautiful, natural, auburn hair. I also learned my lesson the hard way and learned to not use menthol infused shaving cream because oh boy did it Burn.a.